i'm a fucking walkin paradox
no i'm not
threesomes with a fucking triceratops Reptar
rapping as i'm mocking deaf rockstars
wearing synthetic wigs made of anwar's dreadlocks
Gear (Amps, Pedals, etc):
bedrock harder than a motherfucking flinstone
Favorite Guitar/Bass Player:
making crack rocks outta pussy nigga fishbones
About me:

Geek, fag, stupid loser find a rope to hang

I'm not bipolar, see i'm just known by those couple names

I wanna tell my pops but shit, he'll probably say the same

Fuck...hated by everyone, that's the way it seems

I don't know whats shorter, his damn temper or my self esteem

I sit in my room and I listen to tunes, I'm amused alone

Cause none of the cool kids would let me join the team

Depression's on the stalk again

My best friend's an inhaler because it will not let me cough

Whenever I am losing oxygen, bully hand around my neck

Cause he felt disrepected when i decided to talk again

I brought that on myself, see I should know my place

But not at lunch time, see

I know better then to show my face around them

But the day i do it'll be everywhere

When i share these feelings finally they gon' fucking care


Grab a couple friends, start a couple riots

Crash a couple...

Gather all the bullies, crush them motherfuckers

Odd Future hooligans causing up a ruckus

It's us, nigga

I said it's us, nigga


Murder, murder, m-murder the last they heard of you

Was when I... "uh" with all them burners, you

Think that I'm some punk bully bitch who ain't gon' trouble you

Well, I'm gonna burst your bubble two times if you don't mind, umm

"Who are you again?" I'm Sammy and that's Tyler

We came to get wild and style in these trench coats!

Don't start asking what's pacling in these trench coats!

Just know if you start acting, I'm grabbing FOR THESE TRENCH COATS!

My step-father called me a fag, I"LL SHOW HIM A FAG

I'll light a fire up in his ass

And recently those assholes been fucking with me in class

So I'mma keep them motherfuckers there AND MAKE SURE THEY PASS, HUH

My prom date, she dismissed my offer

So I'mma --- and toss her in the principles office

Oh, now you wanna conversate with me try to be my friend? (Where are my parents at?)

Don't worry, you'll probably never see them AGAIN


Grab a couple friends, start a couple riots

Crash a couple...

Gather all the bullies, crush them motherfuckers

Odd Future hooligans causing up a ruckus

It's us, nigga

I said it's us, nigga


Bum bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum bum

Bum. bum. bum. burumrumrumrum bum bum bum

Bum bum bumbumbumbum, hehe

We are the Sams, and we're dead -- it's just four of us

We come in peace, we mean no harm, and we're inglorious

We took thier heads but we just took back what they took from us

I guess we lost ours


Music had nothing to do with my final decision

I just really wanted somone to come and pay me attention

But nobody would listen, but stuffed animals that i had

Since I was a kid but I'm growing up so they're missing

I didn't mean to hurt anybody, I'm sorry

I wouldn't hurt a fly or consider joining the Army

I'm hardly ever angry, Roger Rabbit framed me

Momma I'm the same fucking kid that you made, see?

I don't wanna go to jail, I just wanna go home

And i want them fucking kids at school to just leave me alone

And I... I hear helicopters, make a dip

I'm fucking reloaded -- I told you all that i ain't taking shit.

You better back up before this Mac starts to lift up

I'll pump it like my inhaler when asthma begin to act up

The difference beteen us and our class is tan khakis

I got 99 problems and all of them's being happy


  • Crazy Skinny

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