So this cow walks into a butcher shop. Mmmmmm....
Crabs, its what for dinner!
*status update, currently stratching balls for the second time. This itch will be the death of me*
Someone just went pee pee in my coke!
Who would do such a thing?
It's Day 143 and the peanut butter that's been in my mouth still hasn't been cleaned out. My tounge has been working constantly these past 172 hours, it hurts to talk...
*status update, currently stratching balls*
I just farted, please leave.