RZK

RZK liked the forum post Re: When one ESP is not enough....

You only need to go 88mph to time travel. Maybe your DoLorean is broken because of the steering wheel being on the wrong side. Also, you shouldn't be taking pics when you are going that fast. You might hit a baby kangaroo.......MORE »
RZK

RZK replied to the forum post Esp custom shop mirage

Help you how?   I can tell you it's a Custom Shop ESP Mirage, serial number 60062. Does that help at all?......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post Biggest selection of used ESP Guitars in UK?

I like the reversed headstock 80s Horizon. Did not know they made those. Lol at the watermelon.......MORE »
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Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

You only need to go 88mph to time travel. Maybe your DoLorean is broken because of the steering wheel being on the wrong side. Also, you shouldn't be taking pics when you are going that fast. You might hit a baby kangaroo.......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Nice 80s DeLorean. Good luck getting it to start if you haven't driven it in 4 months. I think I see some pick scratches on the leather. Would not drive.......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Cool story bro. Tell it again.......MORE »
Tondog

Tondog replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

"I will have plenty of time to play with myself and my guitars when I retire."   I've always told myself the same thing but the older and crankier I get, I realize that's all just a pipe dream.......MORE »
Tondog

Tondog replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

That describes me. I don't know the first thing about music but can regurgitate some of my favorite songs on the guitar. That's all I ever wanted. I enjoy tinkering with them and rebuilding them as much as playing them I......MORE »
Tondog

Tondog liked the forum post Re: When one ESP is not enough....

I'll PM you.......MORE »
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Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Well you don't have to throw out insults on my good name because you don't have the balls to play limited production guitars. I have custom built guitars that I play the shit out of. They haven't spontaneously combusted yet.......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

You'd play more if you weren't scared of putting pick scratches on your fanboi guitars.......MORE »
RZK

RZK replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

I had an opportunity to buy a guitar owned and played by Paul Landers. His very first guitar, to be specific. It was between that, and an RZK-1, and I went with the ESP. I don't even remember what guitar it was. I do remember......MORE »
RZK

RZK liked the forum post Re: The Hammett has landed

This should serve to inspire you to do the same. Do your homework, start searching the dusty corners of the interweb and you could find yourself holding one of Richard Z's guitars.......MORE »
RZK

RZK liked the forum post Re: Are you a bedroom guitar player?

They got my forum spammed up and they all aroundAin't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for poundI gotta come up real quick before they start to clownI best pull out my copypastas and lay them busters down......MORE »
RZK

RZK replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

I've never played a guitar in my life. Playing them lowers their value.   On a less sarcastic note, I'll share my EP here if I ever get around to finishing it. I'd like to play a lot more than I do, but ain't nobody......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post Are you a bedroom guitar player?

They got my forum spammed up and they all aroundAin't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for poundI gotta come up real quick before they start to clownI best pull out my copypastas and lay them busters down......MORE »
Tondog

Tondog replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Pics of the ones you're selling Pus? Explorers?......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

No, this Sean was in NY. He was a lover of all things Metallica and he would buy those expensive signature guitars. You could close your eyes and you wouldn't know if it was his fanboi cleans or Papa Het himself on the......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

I think at one point, SeanOCDabc123babyyouandmegirl could have outfanboid you all. I remember his NGD vids with fanboi cleans. Too bad he thinks he's pewdiepie now.......MORE »
RZK

RZK replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

  Mostly ESPs anyway.......MORE »
RZK

RZK replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

Wow. You win, BigDaddy.   Awesome catch.......MORE »
RZK

RZK liked the forum post Re: The Hammett has landed

A true KH fan would have saved the spider eggs and nurtured them to adulthood. They might have been the mystic eggs that end up on KH-3s. P.S. You know what would go good with this guitar? A $1K strap.......MORE »
RZK

RZK liked the forum post Re: NGD: Jackson Relic Rhoads

The graphic of the fan on the back seems an odd choice.  Jackson may have jumped the shark.......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post NGD: Jackson Relic Rhoads

Big Daddy has secretly hit the lottery or recently ditched his expensive girlfriend.......MORE »
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Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

I'd much prefer the purple Eclipse or the grey RRR.......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

What are you selling?......MORE »
Road King

Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Lol @ the 1upers. All I see is a bunch of cases, which are clearly empty. I like how they are labeled, like you're on a huge world tour. Apparently, it would kill ESP to put reversed headstock on Horizons. Then I could......MORE »