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Road King replied to the forum post ESP Export

Check out some foreign stores like promusictools and see what they have left in stock. Also check ebay UK and Germany. It would probably be easier to relieve Pushead of his satin purple Eclipse though. He keeps his cases......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

You will show me the respect I deserve. It's dolphin man to you.                   And 130? So much for the ultimate driving machine.   ......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

BMWs are as common as Camrys here. Pretty sure the big boys club is reserved for owners of brand new Ferraris. You wog boys are still sitting at the kiddie table.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Orange County, CA On Camera Interview Shoot?

Just make sure you aren't a kangaroo because ESP 348 will run you over in his DoLorean. Then he will go back in time and run you over again.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Orange County, CA On Camera Interview Shoot?

Why would he need to fly you anywhere? He said Orange, CA. The CA clearly meaning Central Australia or Calare. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange,_New_South_Wales......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Wow, that's a lot of cabbage to get kraut to the kiwi. I don't even think those are $100K USD (about $140K kiwi dollars, aka monopoly money) brand new here. I guess the Falcons and Commodores are beneath you. I heard......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Orange County, CA On Camera Interview Shoot?

Contact ESP 348. He has a massive Metallica guitar collection & he plays the guitars regularly.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

I hear kraut cars have electrical issues. A friend of mine bought a very expensive BMW SUV recently. It's very nice, but does nothing for me. My condo cost less than her car. I told her she should have saved a few......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Ugh, I hate it when people add chrome trim to cars. Makes them look cheap. Apparently, this has made it's way to kiwiland as well. What is a wog boy? All I could find is that it's a Mediterranean person living in......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

ESP348 has a 1up for everything. I bet if I post my gold plated toilet, he'll have one that's diamond encrusted. inb4 cousin's challenger hellcat.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Brushed aluminum with black pockets. I also put on black lug nuts.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Guitar chords

Wings of Phaggotry wrote: "The most important chord is 000 00 0000000 00 0  000 0 00 00 11 00"   I like the STFU chord.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

2 Chainz......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Hi Acefox. I suppose if I was only 5'2 like you, then I'd look at the Focus ST. Alas, normalcy.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Mine is dark gray. I pretty much just like the gray and the Jazz blue ones. I'd also be interested in a dark green if they offered it. I've since removed the hood stripes and ugly chrome wheels.       ......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

That's weird, I also have the 5.7 Hemi. I guess they govern the 300 since it's more of a family car, excluding the SRT of course. I read online that mine is supposed to be governed at 140, but mine goes past that, although......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Dodge Challenger. It's a big heavy car but looks sweet and has a usable back seat & trunk. I bought it two months before they announced the 2015 line up though.  Does your car actually shut off or just slow......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

I've been up to 146 mph on the track in my car. Always run out of straight road though. Not scary at all since it doesn't wobble at that speed.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Biggest selection of used ESP Guitars in UK?

I like the reversed headstock 80s Horizon. Did not know they made those. Lol at the watermelon.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

You only need to go 88mph to time travel. Maybe your DoLorean is broken because of the steering wheel being on the wrong side. Also, you shouldn't be taking pics when you are going that fast. You might hit a baby kangaroo.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Nice 80s DeLorean. Good luck getting it to start if you haven't driven it in 4 months. I think I see some pick scratches on the leather. Would not drive.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Cool story bro. Tell it again.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

Well you don't have to throw out insults on my good name because you don't have the balls to play limited production guitars. I have custom built guitars that I play the shit out of. They haven't spontaneously combusted yet.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

You'd play more if you weren't scared of putting pick scratches on your fanboi guitars.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post Are you a bedroom guitar player?

They got my forum spammed up and they all aroundAin't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for poundI gotta come up real quick before they start to clownI best pull out my copypastas and lay them busters down......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

No, this Sean was in NY. He was a lover of all things Metallica and he would buy those expensive signature guitars. You could close your eyes and you wouldn't know if it was his fanboi cleans or Papa Het himself on the......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post The Hammett has landed

I think at one point, SeanOCDabc123babyyouandmegirl could have outfanboid you all. I remember his NGD vids with fanboi cleans. Too bad he thinks he's pewdiepie now.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post NGD: Jackson Relic Rhoads

Big Daddy has secretly hit the lottery or recently ditched his expensive girlfriend.......MORE »
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Road King replied to the forum post When one ESP is not enough....

I'd much prefer the purple Eclipse or the grey RRR.......MORE »