Please don't send me friend requests if we've never communicated. I will not be your "friend" so you can rack up points. Go outside and find some real friends. - updated 2014-01-25 04:40:33 UTC
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ESP, Explorer, and Eclipse
Guitar and Electronics
Dexter, Homeland, Shameless, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, and Star Trek TOS
Dark Knight, Marvel, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Spaceballs, Bad Santa, Clerks, Dawn of the Dead, and Full Metal Jacket
Metallica, Ghost, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Disturbed, Godsmack, Megadeth, Pantera, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Slayer, Sublime, System of a Down, Thin Lizzy, and Volbeat
Gear (Amps, Pedals, etc):
Marshall, ESP LTD, Epiphone, POD XT Live, Squire, and Kramer
Favorite Guitar/Bass Player:
James Hetfield
About me:
So... I'm 30, been playing on and off since I was 15. Im not in a band or anything, Im not really even very good lol. I learned just enough to start getting laid in high school, then it was just a hobby that came second to girls for a long time. I'm admittedly a pretty big Hetfield fanboy, but that's not very unusual around these parts of the interwebs. I have a serious case of G.A.S. I love buying new guitars and tinkering with them. They spend way too much time just hanging on the wall, but I've been trying to do more playing the last couple years. If I could just win the lottery so I didn't have to work anymore, I'd have so much more time to devote to playing. Is that so much to ask?!
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ProfessorExp replied to the forum post What if

2014-09-13 15:52:09 UTC
Have you ever had an old dog that you knew it was time to put down, but you just couldnt do it? Do it. Please. Hes suffering. ......MORE »

ProfessorExp replied to the forum post Forum Improvements

2014-09-06 15:34:48 UTC
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ProfessorExp liked the forum post Re: thread

2014-08-08 03:26:21 UTC
I feel like we're all one giant couple that has to sit through a meal after a big fight. But you know what comes next? Make up sex. I'm looking at you metal-hobo. ......MORE »

ProfessorExp liked the forum post Re: The Official "I Have Trouble Understanding These Rules for Participation"...

2014-07-14 21:24:35 UTC
The state of the forum has severly depleted any GAS for actually buying an ESP.. with a conduct thread in place, I definitely will not be purchasing another.  It is absolutely offensive what they did to this place, how......MORE »