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ESP, Explorer, and Eclipse
Guitar and Electronics
Dexter, Homeland, Shameless, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, and Star Trek TOS
Dark Knight, Marvel, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Spaceballs, Bad Santa, Clerks, Dawn of the Dead, and Full Metal Jacket
Metallica, Ghost, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Disturbed, Godsmack, Megadeth, Pantera, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Slayer, Sublime, System of a Down, Thin Lizzy, and Volbeat
Gear (Amps, Pedals, etc):
Marshall, ESP LTD, Epiphone, POD XT Live, Squire, and Kramer
Favorite Guitar/Bass Player:
James Hetfield
About me:
So... I'm 30, been playing on and off since I was 15. Im not in a band or anything, Im not really even very good lol. I learned just enough to start getting laid in high school, then it was just a hobby that came second to girls for a long time. I'm admittedly a pretty big Hetfield fanboy, but that's not very unusual around these parts of the interwebs. I have a serious case of G.A.S. I love buying new guitars and tinkering with them. They spend way too much time just hanging on the wall, but I've been trying to do more playing the last couple years. If I could just win the lottery so I didn't have to work anymore, I'd have so much more time to devote to playing. Is that so much to ask?!
Recent Activity

ProfessorExp replied to the forum post Gibson must still be butthurt about the ESP Iron Cross

You mean Seal Team 6-String. ......MORE »

ProfessorExp replied to the forum post KH-202: EMG Upgrade Question

  The solderless system fits in the KH-202 fine. Here's a pic of mine. However, make sure you get the 3-position strat solderless switch. This will replace the bus that everything plugs into. You probably wouldn't have......MORE »

ProfessorExp replied to the forum post The LTD that never comes...

Thanks! Great job on yours too!......MORE »

ProfessorExp replied to the forum post Anyone have a satin Snakebyte yet?

Seems weird they would do one that way and not the other. Satin hardware might put me over the edge on the Snakebyte. Swap the pickups to a brushed black Het Set too and dayum!......MORE »

ProfessorExp posted the forum post Anyone have a satin Snakebyte yet?

I just noticed that the hardware on the Vulture is listed as satin black, but the satin Snakebyte just says "Black" for the hardware color. I cant tell from pics online, is the Snakebyte's hardware satin too or regular shiny......MORE »