• metalhobo

    ESP needs to build me this heavy metal monster: RS body in gloss black, single humbucker, Floyd, natural finish maple neck with white-bound ebony fretboard, black pointy headstock with matching white binding, pearl diamond inlays, and a hole in the body from the back to the front so the ESP reps can give me a reach-around over my guitar while I'm getting fucked in the ass by this shit-cunt forum.