*Official* Set Your Posting Goals for 2014 Here!
*Official* Set Your Posting Goals for 2014 Here!
Dear Old Members, new members, Mod, new mods:
An important holiday tradition of the ESP forum... arguably even more importan than the Christmas hat avatar expression... is the setting of posting goals and the tracking of serious gains. Please use this thread to set your posting goals for 2014, and to track your sweet gains throughout the year. In the spirit of community-building, the mods should set goals as well. To any new members who are struggling with setting a good goal, please contact a friendly Respectable Member for assistance.
New Goals:
-Keep post SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER clean (sorry for almost wishing Ozzfun good luck????) to prevent 3rd banishment.
-Prevent threads from being FCC'd and make sure ESP is giving the highest praise to avoid said banishment.
-Keep posting until a Mod/mod comes out of the clos...curtains *cough* and explains invisable rules.
I think I had 67 post in the past three years in the nuked forum, as I was more a lurker than poster. Can a friendly Respectable Member please assist me with an estimat of a good goal for 2014? My hopes are goals that:
- Ensures my continued low status in the forums, so that I can be that annoying little dipshit that no one cares about but keep popping up from time to time, but..
- still get enough points/posts/whatever to post obscure pictures of blurred strings and guitarrelated stuff that does not make sense.
Thank you in advance, friendly Respectable Member!
I just made a sweet blog post on how to set posting goals. Check it out and please comment in the blog section!
Posting goals are a reflection of who you are on this message board. The great Respectable Members of past boards have laid out this holiday tradition to ensure we all make amazing gains each year.
Before you set your posting goals for 2014, reflect on yourself as a 2013 poster. Have you made enough posts? Have you worked your way towards RM status? Were your lulz LOL-able enough? Was your Business Serious enough? Were your Batman quote references clever enough?
Goals should be attainable and measurable. If you are a 1-post-a-week manlet, your posting goals should not be 50 posts a day. Set a goal that will help you make some solid and thick gains all year long.
So there you have it! Set a posting goal, and post it over on the message board. Your posts will be thick and tight in no time!
Ive been a long time lurker in previous forum, became an esp owner, signed up ready to drop pics of my goods and now its a whole new forum. That said my posting goals are to be smart and saavy. To gain acceptence into the new family from esteemed users still around. To apply what ive learned to better the youth of today. To have fun with people from other countries who cant talk straight, nut job the fanboys and be a model dirtbag. Thanks
Think I had about 400 before the meltdown, gonna try for 1,200 this time. gonna use poor punctuation, bad spelling and weird spacing, because im lazy. Im gonna flip flop on topics just because i suddenly feel like siding with someone else. Im gonna post some things that don't make sense because i drank to much and thought i should. Im going to lurk a lot because i can't think of something cool or obnoxious enough to add to the conversation. Hopefully post some good pictures of guitars and amps and maybe add something interesing or useful from time to time. Or maybe my unsubstantiated opions will just piss people off. either way glad to be here.
My posting goals for 2014 are simple.
Before the old board was nuked, I was a few weeks away from reaching a coveted 20,000 posts. I'm still convinced that's the only reason the old board was nuked... people were jelly and they paid off the Mod to destroy all evidence of my amazing achievement.
In 2014, I would like to:
-Figure out how to see how many posts I have.
-Hit 20,000 posts in one calendar year.
Wish me luck!