You said "ESP LTD" several times, yet you failed to list your Epiphone as a "Gibson Epiphone," or your Squier as a "Fender Squier."
Is there a reason for this? Calling your LTD an ESP makes it an ESP no more than calling your Epiphone a Gibson makes it a Gibson.
Why do people do that?
Edit: This goes for all the assholes ITT who did that, not just you.